I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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