i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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