She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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