Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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