erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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