At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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