We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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