i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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