I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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