normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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