It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
