I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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