His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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