Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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