he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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