Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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