she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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