I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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