We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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