His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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