I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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