so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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