Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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