just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
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I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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