I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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