Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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