I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Its about making memories worth repressing
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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