Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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