I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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