Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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