thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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