i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
