We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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