Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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