Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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