Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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