But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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