I hate your face
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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