grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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