We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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