OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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