To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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