Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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