Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?