So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?