i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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