But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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