Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
