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i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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