Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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