I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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