I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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