The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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