Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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