the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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