Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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