i permit you to call me
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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