you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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