mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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